BREAKING NEWS: Germain E. Stemme uncovered

By wilounge

Men were lost, but in the end the covert opt was worth it.  A team of highly trained combatants infiltrated the compound of Germain E. Stemme, only to discover that is was none other than Sol E. Grosskopf.  

Germain E. Stemme is renowned for his occasionally witty, although often predictable, comments on the Badger Herald webpage.  He has even gained notoriety among this year’s columnists, and last year’s.

Germain E. Stemme’s comments would often appear in the recap each week:
April 25, 2008 
November 2, 2007
October 5, 2007
April 13, 2007
March 9, 2007

What remains a mystery is the identity of Germain E.’s younger, and wittier, brother, Germain Q. Stemme. Germain E. and Germain Q. were separated at birth and honestly do not know each other.

With the close out of another year for the BH comment section, we can finally put Germain E. Stemme to rest.

-Alex

One Response to “BREAKING NEWS: Germain E. Stemme uncovered”

  1. It has been confirmed to me: CB poster blondie, does exist. « Says:

    [...] Also found out? Men were lost, but in the end the covert opt was worth it.  A team of highly trained combatants infiltrated the compound of Germain E. Stemme, only to discover that is was none other than Sol E. Grosskopf. [...]

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